mommy – anak, how do i open my email attachment
me – double click it
mommy – i do, but hindi naman na bubuksan.
daddy – rach, it opens microsoft works.
me – am i on speaker?
*silence*
me – ohhkay, just fwd me the email and ill see about the attachment.

(dad forwards me email with the message “how the hell do you open this thing?” i call back.)

me – mommy? its a power point attachment. you have to open it in power point
mommy – ano? power plate attachment?
me – no power point
mommy – power plate
me – power POINT!
mommy – why are you yelling. ang hirap mo kausapin.

hahahahahahahaHHAHAH. i love my parents.