There’s nothing like a true friend to make your life extraordinary.   In the midst of back stabbers, shit talkers, liars, fakers, and people who just dont give a fuck — its comforting to know that there’s someone in your life who genuinely cares.

And when you find someone who is as selfless as Jesus Christ himself to call your best friend, its almost as good as winning the lotto.  (bitch, i said almost).   When I was hungry, she cooked for me.   Garlic nooodles and pepper crab at that.    When I was getting married, she planned my bachelorette.  Fuck a Vegas, we went to the Bahamas.     When I wasnt working and didnt know how rent was to be paid, she made sure I still had a roof over my head and food on my table.     When I’m drunk, she makes sure she has an extra hair tie.. just in case.   Shes the kind of friend I never thought I deserved… and I’m lucky enough to call her my best.

and before I get anymore gay, I’d like the entire internuts to wish my very best friend, a happy, happy birthday.   Catherine-Marie.. i fucking love you.