with men –
- the toilet seat. its fucking magical. it folds UP when you need to use it, and down when i need to. why people with penises insist on peeing with the toilet seat down and think we won’t notice the pee splatter is beyond me.
- how is it that all your dirty clothes end up NEXT TO the hamper, instead of INSIDE IT?
- your jeans end up a perfect figure 8 on the floor where u left them, as if you magically disappeared n ur pants just slid off. you’re not getting back into them. put them away. its been 3 days.
- more powerful than the words “Please” and “Thank you” is the words ‘I’m sorry”. learn about it.
- toilet paper goes in the holder. not on top of it.
with drivers –
- tailgating me won’t force me to drive any faster. it will only cause me to abruptly brake, causing you to rear end me. Can you say, SETTLEMENT?
- turn your fucking turn signal on. it takes ONE FINGER and minimal effort to do it. let the world know what u’re doing so i know wether or not to honk at u or not.
- the speed limit is 50. why are you going 15? I MEAN WHY?!
- get off the celly n stop texting. you’re driving worse than me and i’m a female AND i’m asian.
with myself –
- please dedicate more time into creating a healthy lifestyle. i live for food but its making me FAT.
- focus. focus. focus. i multitask with the best of em, but its hard to let things go half ass when i ‘m rushed and/or overwhelmed.
- step away from the cigarettes. just fucking do it already.
- quit fucking complaining. (does this include this post?. yeah, huh?)
ok. the end.