with men –

• the toilet seat.   its fucking magical.   it folds UP when you need to use it, and down when i need to.   why people with penises insist on peeing with the toilet seat down and think we won’t notice the pee splatter is beyond me.   
• how is it that all your dirty clothes end up NEXT TO the hamper, instead of INSIDE IT?
• your jeans end up a perfect figure 8 on the floor where u left them, as if you magically disappeared n ur pants just slid off.   you’re not getting back into them.  put them away.  its been 3 days.
• more powerful than the words “Please” and “Thank you” is the words ‘I’m sorry”.  learn about it.
• toilet paper goes in the holder.  not on top of it. 

with drivers –

• tailgating me won’t force me to drive any faster.  it will only cause me to abruptly brake, causing you to rear end me.   Can you say, SETTLEMENT? 
• turn your fucking turn signal on.   it takes ONE FINGER and minimal effort to do it.  let the world know what u’re doing so i know wether or not to honk at u or not. 
• the speed limit is 50.   why are you going 15?   I MEAN WHY?!
• get off the celly n stop texting.  you’re driving worse than me and i’m a female AND i’m asian. 

with myself –

• please dedicate more time into creating a healthy lifestyle. i live for food but its making me FAT. 
• focus.  focus.  focus.   i multitask with the best of em, but its hard to let things go half ass when i ‘m rushed and/or overwhelmed.
• step away from the cigarettes.  just fucking do it already.
• quit fucking complaining.  (does this include this post?.  yeah, huh?)

ok. the end.