i’m wearing a pair of jeans today made out of japanese raw demin with NO STRETCH. they are so tight, i feel like i’m gonna get a UTI in em. but i swear this is my size?
the problem with being shaped like a pear is that nothing fits. pants are always either perfect at the hips and too lose at the waist, or perfect at the waist but then my thighs look like sausage links. the denim creates ROLLS making me appear heftier than i really am.
i’ve always had issues with my weight,… not so much my weight, but my shape. i’m a thick girl with thin limbs who has decided that the best pants are actually not pants but leggings.
leggings are great right? right! except for when you don’t notice your waist getting bigger because there’s always enough STRETCH in them lycra. but, i digress.
skinny jeans were made for females, big and small. we jump, we stretch, we do lunges in our denim, just to get that right fit. (if you’ve never seen your girl “drop it” in some newly washed denim, then please crawl back under the rock you’ve been hiding in). point blank, skinny jeans are a fucking HASSLE.
as of late, i’ve been rockin’ all my “boyfriend” denim and wide legs, just cuz i need to let my pek pek breathe. she’s my bff, plus the more suffocated she is, the more she’s likely to scream at me. (less air = FUNK. and no female wants their “spunk” to smell like “funk”! amen.)
with that said..
I, Rachel Tan Brito, promise to retire the size UTI jeans in my closet. That’s why they invented denim leggings! DUHHHHH!!!