size UTI.

i’m wearing a pair of jeans today made out of japanese raw demin with NO STRETCH.  they are so tight, i feel like i’m gonna get a UTI in em.     but i swear this is my size?

the problem with being shaped like a pear is that nothing fits.   pants are always either perfect at the hips and too lose at the waist, or perfect at the waist but then my thighs look like sausage links. the denim creates ROLLS making me appear heftier than i really am.

i’ve always had issues with my weight,… not so much my weight, but my shape.   i’m a thick girl with thin limbs who has decided that the best pants are actually not pants but leggings.

leggings are great right?   right!   except for when you don’t notice your waist getting bigger because there’s always enough STRETCH in them lycra.   but, i digress. 

skinny jeans were made for females, big and small.   we jump, we stretch, we do lunges in our denim, just to get that right fit.  (if you’ve never seen your girl “drop it” in some newly washed denim, then please crawl back under the rock you’ve been hiding in).  point blank, skinny jeans are a fucking HASSLE.    

as of late, i’ve been rockin’ all my “boyfriend” denim and wide legs, just cuz i need to let my pek pek breathe.   she’s my bff, plus the more suffocated she is, the more she’s likely to scream at me.    (less air = FUNK. and no female wants their “spunk” to smell like “funk”!  amen.)  

with that said..
I, Rachel Tan Brito, promise to retire the size UTI jeans in my closet.  That’s why they invented denim leggings!  DUHHHHH!!!

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9 comments

  1. rio · January 20, 2010

    Haha, SHIT.
    This is true. Girls wit the curves suffer from this, jeans can be the biggest hassle to find.
    UTI jeans, hahah you kill me

    • Raaachem · January 20, 2010

      SERIOUSLY. i dont understand why they don’t make pants that just FIT?! i’m not a stick, nor do i wish to be but can i get a pair of pants that make me look nice? puh-lease!

  2. Sue · January 20, 2010

    LOL! This is just what I needed to end my day! The “drop it” like its hot part got me rolling b/c I remember the first time my husband caught me doing that in front of the mirror! LOL! Also love the use of the term “pek pek!” Thanks!

    • Raaachem · January 20, 2010

      sue – mike ALWAYS laughs at me when i “drop it” in front of the mirror. hahahaha. its hilarious. and i expect to see you at their next show!

      • Sue · January 23, 2010

        I know! I told Brian and Duane I was bummed I missed their show last weekend! Thanks for the video though, brought back memories =)

  3. Cammille · January 20, 2010

    “Just cuz I need to let my pek pek breathe” HAHAHA, i diiie!

    • Raaachem · January 20, 2010

      camille, i reallyyy doooo! lmao. gotta take care of it right?

  4. misslawn · January 20, 2010

    amen to jeggings!!!

  5. nikko · January 21, 2010

    My batontong (however you spell it) hurts when I sit in my 511’s. Beauty hurts. At least that’s what my mom says.

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