but lean a lil bit closer, see the roses really smell like boooo booooo – outkast.
my current fb status says this:
coworker – why do you nbring a bottle of water to the bathroom?
me – cuz i wash my ass when i take a shit.
her – u mean to tell me, u wash ur ass EVERYTIME u take a shit?
me – u mean to tell me u DON’T?
both – gross.
it’s not the first time someone’s been really surprised with my hygeine habits. in middle school i was the only filipina girl in my class… NO ONE understood what the fuck a tabo was, and i could not comprehend the idea of a “skid mark.” i just didn’t get it.
“why don’t you just use toilet paper?” well why don’t you just wash ur ass!?
as i got older, i started to appreciate the culture a little bit more… cuz i was always fresher than the next bitch. and my ass never itched! (you know who the fuck u are!) anyway, i know not everyone washes all the time, and when i can’t, them baby wipes come mighty handy. but please… don’t knock the tabo. contrary to popular belief, skid marks are not your friend.