You’re so vain.

You probably think this post is about you. ….

I just realized I haven’t posted anything since the 3rd!  Too long, too long…  But I wanted to touch on a subject that seems to be a part of my daily conversations lately  — when people (or more specifically, girls) think that everything is always about her.

I know you see it.  Those guys on your Twitter feed that do nothing other than tweet about hoes, money, and everything LV.   Really?  You’re about 4’8″ and single — big surprise there!   Or the girl who SWEARS you hate her, but you have no idea who the hell she is?!  Nor do you care.   Or your ex-girlfriend who likes to think you posted those pictures on your fb to make her jealous, when really, it was just a drunken good time.    

*Sigh* Don’t it make u wanna backhand a bitch?  lol.   

It’s one thing to talk a big talk and realize exactly how much you’re worth.  Its one thing to create your own hype and know you deserve it.  It’s another thing to be so self-absorbed and oblivious to anyone else around you.    PLEASE stop telling me what you used to do in wherever it is you came from.  What are you doing now?  Cuz if I hear you call me “Joe” one more time, I’m gonna LOSE IT.   

Put down your mirror and get over yourself, Thanks. 

Thats all.    I promise to  come up with a post-worth blog soon as I’m inspired.


  1. christiana · February 9, 2010

    self absorbed bitches. they’re entertaining yet irritating at the same time. this is exactly why i keep a tight circle of friends, i’ve ran into too many chicks in that category.

  2. conniethegreat · February 10, 2010

    Omg! This song!
    Mike Posner! Cooler Than Me! Right…? ;o

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