death by bikram last night was quite eventful. as i was walking in the studio, i noticed this behemoth of a woman, in my little sister’s shorts, a bush under her arms and more rolls than the local bakery. just as i was about to pull my phone out and snap a pic, the bitch did a standing split.
A STANDING SPLIT
i can barely touch my fucking toes and this hippo is as flexible as a gymnast. needless to say, i put my phone away and took my moded ass to the back to change.
for lent, i have vowed to give up TALKING SHIT (along with rice and MAKEUP!). lets see if i can keep this blog from becoming very very boring. lol.
what did u give up?