“You get with your friends, and I get my friends, and we can be friends, do this every weekend.” – Pitbull!
Call me conceited. Call me picky. Call me a bitch but please believe me when I say that my friends are gorgeous. U know how guys always meet a pretty girl and the first thing their friends ask is if she has pretty friends? Well, when I say yes, I DON’T LIE.
So why is it when one of my hot girlfriends meets a hot guy, all of his friends are like… UGLY?
Like, I just don’t get it. You would think since pretty girls gravitate towards other pretty girls that guys would do the same. I’m not sayin they sit there and say “No Homo, but that guy looks cute. We should be friends” but.. like…maybe… ummm…
(Shit, how do I say this without sounding totally conceited and shallow?)
Befriend dudes in the same numerical vicinity as you?
I know you know when you see a good lookin guy. I know men secretly check out his perfectly pressed tee, and his drop crotch denim and his fly ass kicks and clean shave. I KNOW YOU SEE IT. But man, push ur ego aside for just a second and maybe he can teach u a thing or two.
Maybe guys befriend ugly guys so increase their chances of getting play? I dont know. All I know is that my girls have yet to meet a group of good looking friends. Do they even exist? You tell me, and then help me point my girls in that direction please. Cuz this shit is getting ridiculous.
i feel you on this. i’m sure guys do check out other guys but instead of befriending them they’d probably let their pride get in the way and start hating. but i guess i could say the same thing about girls.
uhmm, if you happen to come upon this cute group of guy friends, let me know! hahahaa i want in.
Hahaha, ohmy. There is truth to this, that’s for damn sure.
this just makes me say “errrray errray errrrrray” lmao. y again didn’t i roll my window all the way down? oh that’s right, ‘cuz i’m gay … and his friends were ugly lol.
and yes it’s 2:07am and i’m wide awake. FML.
i thought i was the only one who noticed this!!! lol sometimes i like to think theres 1 hot guy out of 10…usually..lol
it’s kinda the same for girls too though. (the general rule is that every hot girl has a fat friend by the way). plus, girls are pickier. guys will settle for just the okay looking one because we just want any female attention we can get. also, guys don’t pick their friends based on looks. it’s more about, “is this guy cool to chill with when we’re drunk or high?} or “does he have a hook up on anything i need?”
I’m not afraid to admit it. A lot of my friends became my friends because of the way they look. Whether it be their clothes, style, or just how ‘cute’ they are….. you were expecting the next line to be “i’m not gay tho” right? …right? Well, I’m not (lol)…. but appearance isn’t everything but it speaks volumes without saying one word. I’m not superficial and only choose my friends based on looks though. Let’s just be real though. At least I can admit it.