“You get with your friends, and I get my friends, and we can be friends, do this every weekend.” – Pitbull!
Call me conceited. Call me picky. Call me a bitch but please believe me when I say that my friends are gorgeous. U know how guys always meet a pretty girl and the first thing their friends ask is if she has pretty friends? Well, when I say yes, I DON’T LIE.
So why is it when one of my hot girlfriends meets a hot guy, all of his friends are like… UGLY?
Like, I just don’t get it. You would think since pretty girls gravitate towards other pretty girls that guys would do the same. I’m not sayin they sit there and say “No Homo, but that guy looks cute. We should be friends” but.. like…maybe… ummm…
(Shit, how do I say this without sounding totally conceited and shallow?)
Befriend dudes in the same numerical vicinity as you?
I know you know when you see a good lookin guy. I know men secretly check out his perfectly pressed tee, and his drop crotch denim and his fly ass kicks and clean shave. I KNOW YOU SEE IT. But man, push ur ego aside for just a second and maybe he can teach u a thing or two.
Maybe guys befriend ugly guys so increase their chances of getting play? I dont know. All I know is that my girls have yet to meet a group of good looking friends. Do they even exist? You tell me, and then help me point my girls in that direction please. Cuz this shit is getting ridiculous.