*timeout*

“This ones for the books, Man! I swear this shit is as fun as it looks, Man! I’m really tryna make it more than what it is, cuz everybody dies but not everybody lives.” 

I’m glad to know that my life is entertaining.  That you keep coming back to me and what I’m doing.  It’s comforting to know just how important to you I am.  

Yes, I speak fluent sarcasm.

But you know what, its OK. You can keep doing it.  Keep looking at my Facebook and reading my blogs and following my Twitter timeline.  EAT THAT SHIT UP.   Cuz like I quoted earlier,  I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS AS FUN AS IT LOOKS. 

*now back to your regularly scheduled programming*