Last Tuesday = Fat Tuesday, indeed. 

Ok so…  I’ve already quit smoking.  (YES!  FOR GOOD!)  I rarely drink coffee, soda, or any kind of caffeine.   I’m going to the gym / yoga on the regular.   I am taking a stand on my health.  So when I thought about what I was giving up for Lent this season, I had a hard time.

Last year, I gave up shit talking and makeup.   I barely wear makeup anymore and I still talk shit with the best of em.   I could have given up chocolate.   Lunch.  Swearing.   (Yeah NOT gonna happen).  So, I took to Twitter.   My friends were giving up a lot of things, including porn, masturbating, shopping, and beer — none of which seemed relevant to my life.   

This season for Lent, I’ve finally decided on giving up red meat and hard liquor.   What you see above is my last supper….  A filet mignon with red wine butter, and not pictured is the LONGEST ISLAND ever…  Please believe I licked the plate and ate the ice.  It’s gonna be a LOOOOONNNNGG lenten season.  Wish me luck!