Since I can’t seem to vocalize the menagerie that is currently my life, I thought I’d answer Jess and follow suit. Here we go with the 30 day blog challenge.
Let’s start with #1 shall we?
5 Ways To Win My Heart:
1. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Make me laugh. Having an amazing sense of humor will up your pogi points by at least 1.5, it will make me tilt my head and squint my eyes at you, and if you can make me snort? Well then…. I think my bra just unsnapped itself.
2. Feed me. I am a food lover. I appreciate savory, complex flavors and I have a MAJOR sweet tooth. I will drive 30 minutes out of my way to pick up some chilled asparagus with crab and shrimp in white truffle aioli or a bottle of my favorite orange sauce from La Vics. If you know your shit, then I’ll come let you know my shit. Which brings me to my next point…
3. Teach me. There’s something to be said about a woman who thinks she knows everything, and a woman who knows that she doesn’t. If there’s one thing life has taught me, its that the more I learn, the less I know. I strongly believe there are lessons in every experience and if a man can bring me to another level of enlightenment and jedi mind fuck me? He’ll be #Winning in more ways than one.
4. Know how to lay the pipe. Ok. Sometimes I’m about as shallow as a thimble. I appreciate a good looking man (and lesbi-honest, a woman too.) But there are women out there who are looking for nothing more than a good fuck. There are women out there who know how to detach. There are women out there who do not emotionally equate love and sex. I am not one of them.
5. Let me watch you do what you do best. Because there is NOTHING sexier than seeing you in your element. Real fuckin’ talk.