This challenge has proven to be more challenging than I thought. Apologies.

#11.  My family….  My family is my everything, my rock, my salvation.  My dad is my superman and my prototype.  My mother, the personification of the word Love.  My brother is me with a penis.  My son, the reason why life is worth it. 

#12.  Five guys whom I find attractive —  The word “attractive” is so relative.  I’m attracted to the toned arms and the tattoos.  To the sexy smile and the scruffy face.  To the perfect teeth and the sparkling eyes.  To the gentleman.  To you.   

#13. My opinion about my body and how comfortable I am with it — Oh lord.  I am a thick girl.  I have hips and thighs that don’t stop, a bump in my nose and a non-existant chest.  I get sad when my boobs come off with my bra, and when my stomach hangs over my jeans when I sit down.  I can’t wear regular pants and I wish my skin were nicer.  I am super self conscious in a bikini, although that hasn’t stopped me from showering with my best friend, laying naked on the beach, or wearing panty and a your tee to bed.  (Even if it means showcasing the one dimple I have in my right ass cheek.)   This is the only body I own and I will, in fact, OWN IT…. flaws and all.

#14. What I wore today — blame the 86 degree weather.  

#15. My zodiac/horoscope and if I think it fits my personality — My birthday is December 17.  That makes me a Sagittarius.  I’m not quite sure what that means, but apparently, I’m a fucking firecracker.   Yeah, that’s pretty much on the money.

“Sagittarians are positive people. They have a bright outlook on life, are enterprising, full of energy and vitality. Versatile, adventurous and eager to expand their range beyond the comfortable and familiar. They enjoy travel and exploring, and their minds are continually searching for new experiences. They are ambitious, optimistic folk, and nothing seems to get them down.

They are idealists, and this seems to keep them going even when thereare disappointments which smash their plans. They have a tendency to get over zealous when they are interested in something. They are believers, and what they believe in, they are willing to fight for. They are both loyal and independent at the same time. They manage to balance both traits.

They are often spiritual with strong values. They like rituals. They are profound thinkers, and are gifted with foresight and good judgment. They are avid learners, love to initiate new projects and make great researchers.

They study quickly with keen minds. They have an expectant attitude and a penchant for new experiences, which may account for the fact that Sagittarians are noted for their longevity. They are often intuitive and original thinkers. Better at adapting than inventing, they work well in collaboration with others. A strong-will and good organization ability combined with their other talents usually bring any project they undertake to a successful conclusion.”