LA, ur beautiful.

I just spent the entire weekend in LA, passed out on MissLawn’s aerobed, eating Korean BBQ, and shopping till I can’t no mo’.

I almost want to move.   Partly because Lawn and Bam have been more than hospitable and I cannot thank them enough for the awesome time I had.   And also because the people in Los Angeles are so goddamn good looking.

Like seriously…  I think I could count the number of short/fat/ugly people I saw on one hand.  Everyone on the street, in the club, and even waiting our tables were at least 5′7″, thin, and absolutely gorgeous!  (Aja, yours is my new favorite face to look at… no homo. lol)

My girl Abi says that they only let us into Hyde on Friday night because of Affirmative Action.  They needed to increase the Asian population. LMAO.  and next to Lamar Odom and his table of ginormous basketball players,  my girl Anna (who stands at 4′10″) looks down right ridiculous.   I think she reached his kneecap… on her tippy toes.

I’ve never felt the urge to put on a dress and heels to hit the liquor store until this weekend and an outfit I would usually never wear until its dark outside, saw the light of day at breakfast over chicken and waffles.

It was amazinggggggggggg.   LA, thank you for emptying my pockets, filling my belly, forcing my vanity, and providing an endless amount of eyecandy.  guess they dont call it the City of Angels for nothin.

Brit, I want to see those pictures!  aaand the gals and I during our Hellz headquarters takeover.

outfit deets: outfit 1) striped top, can’t remember.  F21 blk leggings, Crooks & Castles cardigan / outfit 2) blue F21 silky romper, F21 sheer dots tights, Dolce Vita studded booties / outfit 3) Silence & Noise bold shoulder dress, American apparel Leggigns, Dolce Vita studded booties, LAMB convertible clutch / outfit 4) Hellz Bellz santo top, h&m moto jacket, cheap monday lace denimWTFangs necklace, JC 99 zip wedge (thanks jess!)


yesterday during my 546874354 hours of laziness i had this idea for a blog, but neglected to write it down or document it somehow cuz i’m fucking LAZY and now that i’m actually sitting at a computer to type that shit out, I CANNOT REMEMBER WTF I WANTED TO BLOG ABOUT. 


so until i miraculously have a lightbulb and remember wtf i’m supposed to be writing about…  i’ll just share a sneak peek from Saturday’s WTFundraiser.

it was amazing. amazing. amazing.  i am truly humbled to see what we can accomplish together.    big shouts to everyone who made it happen.   abi, we takin over the world.

more pictures coming, soon as the photographers send em my way.  THANK YOU. =)



Jo Koy is HILARIOUS.  youtube him.

Jo Koy is HILARIOUS. youtube him.


when worse comes to worst, my people come first.


WTFun for Funds!

The flier above is promoting a fundraiser that me, my girl Abi, and Boogie Events is throwing on Sat. October 17th at 111 Minna in SF from 7-10pm. Come through and eat delicious food, get ur nails did, or shop vintage digs, and get a chance to cop the creme de la creme of streetwear for just $2! Basically, do all the shit u’d probably be doing on a Saturday night anyway – except do it knowing that you will not be the only one benefitting from it. All donations, all raffle proceeds, all food sales, and a portion of the individual vendors profit will go towards the flood victims of Typhoon Ketsana.

“Because if it wasn’t for your parents struggle it would be YOU on that rooftop”

And when I say fundraiser, I mean FUNdraiser. Here is just a taste of what the evening has to offer:

Vendor Services:
Stephs Closet providing discount, unique vintage clothing
MJ’s Skin Mechanix, providing waxing and lash extensions
A. Sade, for them funky, fresh nail designs
Ladybird SF, with beautiful handmade jewelry
And more!

Food by:
Dashanhairolla – LUMPIA CART FOLKS. That’s RIDICULOUS yall know u aint gotta be Filipino to love lumpia!
Poleng Lounge
Le Colonial
Sweet Dreams Bakery
Ihaw Ihaw
Anthony’s Cookies

Raffle prizes by:
Hellz Bellz
Adapt Clothing
Dimepiece Designs
Sedusa Studios
My Raw Fitness
Ruel’s Fitness Training
Bella Nirvana
Brooklyn Circus
Jackson Arms
The W Hotel
Homeroom Clothing
And more!

With a special pre-party performance by the beautiful, and talented members of Nemenzo.
Then dance the night away to the sound of the Musonics and laugh ur asses off for the official Jo Koy afterparty.

So folks if you’re anywhere near SF please come through, say hi, have fun, and get fat all for a good cause. And if u can’t – tell someone who can. And tell them to tell someone. Thanks everyone!

Congrats Jess!

**EDITOR’S NOTE** – my dumb ass posted the wrong video.   yeah im smart.  anyways, its fixed.  enjoy. 

y’all saw my last vid urging u to Vote or Die for Jessica.    well, all the hardwork paid off and she’s going to TWICON!!!  she leaves TODAY! 

here’s another vid that we made announcing her win.   i officially luuvvrree imovie.  =) 


u already know i’m a Twilight lover and i blog for What The Forks?!   u also know that Lawn brought me on to blog for What The Hellz?!  well,  WTForks and Hellz Bellz have joined with 5&aDime to bring you TWILIGHT MOVIE NIGHT!

What – Twilight Movie Night
When – Friday, July 24, 2009
  (ComiCon weekend)
Where – 5&aDime | 701 8th Avenue x Grand, San Diego, CA 92101
Time – gate opens at 7 pm.  movie starts at sunset

We’ll be projecting Twilight on a jumbo screen, grubbin’ on popcorn & candy apples and offering gift bags to include: tees by Hellz x WTF x 5&aDime to vamp up your style, Twilight dvd’s, soundtracks, & gift cards courtesy of Best Buy.

SAN DIEGO, I WANNA SEE YOU OUT IN FULL EFFECT!   =)   Tell Lawn, I sent you.